
FROM: Ryan Howard, Director of Dunder Mifflin Infinity
TO: All Dunder Mifflin Infinity Employees
SUBJECT: Happy Holidays
Dear DMI Employees,
I'd like to thank each and every one of you personally for being part of Dunder Mifflin Infinity this year. Unfortunately, I can't do that, so this memo will have to suffice.
As we enter into the holiday season, I wanted to take a moment and reflect how successful this project has been. Sure, we've had numerous delays and technical difficulties (which continue to this day). Sure, our deadlines have come and gone without much happening. Sure, our sales numbers have fallen well below even the most pessimistic financial analysts' expectations. Despite all of that, however, we're still here and we're still going strong! DMI has prospered in the face of adversity and if that isn't cause for celebration, then I don't know what is. So, until the end of the year, sit back, relax, open a carton of egg nog and start chugging, friends, because 2008 is right around the corner and Dunder Mifflin Infinity is going to knock your socks off.
There will be no new tasks until after New Years, so please take this time and spend it with the people closest to you. If that includes the members of your branch, that's even better. When we return in January, I expect you all to be reinvigorated for a whole new set of tasks that will take Dunder Mifflin Infinity to the next level.
Happy Holidays from me and the entire Dunder Mifflin Infinity team here at Corporate.
Most Sincerely,
Ryan Howard